I feel the need to wear a disguise ever since I got knocked off. I don't want Mercedes Man to recognise me if he sees me again.
What would you recommend? I was thinking of getting a pair of those glasses that aren't real glasses but just fashion items for hipsters - which would also double as eye protection. Maybe some sort of hat, not a bowler hat or a stetson, but one of those flat military-style hats or something. Also My bag is pretty distinctive, I' mthinking of painting it pink.
Afro wig? I wore an afro wig when I entered King of Concrete at Southsea Skatepark in 2002. I came 34th out of 96 entrants. I would have won if I didn't crash that stupid fufanu to icepick !!! Oh man I miss BMX :-(
Steal Ronald Mcdonald's outfit. That way You'll be in disgiuse and also noticable = safer. With all the fake smile paint and make up and shhabang!!! You're disguised...........need I say anymore.