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    I feel the need to wear a disguise ever since I got knocked off. I don't want Mercedes Man to recognise me if he sees me again.

    What would you recommend? I was thinking of getting a pair of those glasses that aren't real glasses but just fashion items for hipsters - which would also double as eye protection. Maybe some sort of hat, not a bowler hat or a stetson, but one of those flat military-style hats or something. Also My bag is pretty distinctive, I' mthinking of painting it pink.
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    Sounds like a job for Extreme Messenger Make-over Man.
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      CommentAuthorwill
    • CommentTimeSep 9th 2008
     
    how about a cardboard bike with a cardboard box on your head?
    • CommentAuthordazzler
    • CommentTimeSep 9th 2008
     
    sellotape two squirrels to each side of your face and go around as Bill
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      CommentAuthorwill
    • CommentTimeSep 9th 2008
     
    Dazzler:rolling:
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      CommentAuthorzero cc
    • CommentTimeSep 10th 2008
     
    wear a look of supreme indifference
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeSep 10th 2008
     
    Why dont you grow a triangular beard and wear a pair of knickers on yer head.
    Then you'll look a right cnut.
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    I already feel like a cunt, I don't really want to look like one as well...
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      CommentAuthorwill
    • CommentTimeSep 10th 2008
     
    You could wear a long wig and a tight dress and look like an indifferent Supreme
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      CommentAuthorzero cc
    • CommentTimeSep 10th 2008
     
    what will said, but you need an afro wig too
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    Afro wig? I wore an afro wig when I entered King of Concrete at Southsea Skatepark in 2002. I came 34th out of 96 entrants. I would have won if I didn't crash that stupid fufanu to icepick !!! Oh man I miss BMX :-(
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      CommentAuthorNikita
    • CommentTimeSep 17th 2008
     
    Gorilla suit is always an inconspicuous look...
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    Steal Ronald Mcdonald's outfit. That way You'll be in disgiuse and also noticable = safer. With all the fake smile paint and make up and shhabang!!! You're disguised...........need I say anymore.


    have a NiceDay_500! @:)
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    or maybe a darth vadar suit.....
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      CommentAuthorShedhead
    • CommentTimeSep 18th 2008
     
    Boris Johnson outfit ? that should get you ignored nicely !
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      CommentAuthorzero cc
    • CommentTimeSep 18th 2008
     
    not in birmingham it wouldn't

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