Pay him the money and act like you're not bothered then next time you make him a coffee piss in it a little bit.
That's what everyone at Creative does to Bill.

I don't want to get drawn into an internet slanging match but i have been completely misquoted and the story is a string of lies. I was walking up Northburgh st happy to have made it out of the office without a list of orders for spring water, tesco's pasta and twix bars. I hear a screeching noise coming from behind and turn to see Overdrizzle with his hands in his pockets kicking an empty coke can. "Hey Zack, get us some biscuits? I ain't got no money." I considered the option of walking off and pretending not to have seen him but reluctantly i agreed. On my return from the evil Tesco's, Overspasm became excited by my choice of dark chocolate digestives and performed a merry jig for the unlucky riders sitting in line. He proclaimed in a hoarse medievil tone "come one, come all, biscuits, help thee self, rejoice my fellow riders." So i ate 2 or 3 of the biscuits not aware that Overtight was watching me, fists clenched, jaw held tight, stooping as his rage began to grow. When i asked for the 1 pound and 31 pence yesterday he flew into a rage, beating his chest and cackling as he told me "fuck you Zack, you ate my buiscuts." What a cnut.

what sort of stupid courier food is biscuits anyway, how you meant to eat them as you ride along?

could ping em at drivers like mini frisbees though, would be fun

Digestives is one thing. But the last Tangtastic?

Now that's a step too far.

The "Metro Muppet League" has begun again. I think the original muppet league gave the inspiration for Bill to start this site (correct me if i'm wrong Buff, just speculating). Anyway for those of you who don't know what the F i'm talking about, i'll briefly explain. You get points for misdemeanors whilst on the job or in the office. For example if you can't mend a puncture, 5 points, get knicked by the cops, 10 points, don't clean your mess away from the table, 5 points and so on. The rider with the highest amount of points at the end of the month buys beers. Anyway it appears Darren aka Dazzler has shot out to an almost uncatchable lead, though i might add Overthemoon is chasing hard and is said to be good in the mountains.

Very generous of you Zack.
How many of you working there now?
Being off the road for a while, I've sort of lost touch. Last time I had to nip down to the West End I saw Mark get cut up by some tosser in a minicab, but I haven't seen any of the rest of you for yonks.

How I miss it so....

Just eaten someone's chocolate aero egg that was sitting in the fridge for all of two days.TWO F*CKING DAYS!!!

As far as I can remember the Muppet League was anti-gay.That is one of the reasons why it was shut down.
Tescos anyone?

ooh you naughty boy.....http://www.movingtargetzine.com/article/muppet-league-website-censored

I can assure you it was gayness personified.

It had gayness coming out of it's anus. (TM)

ps. no thanks curly, i'm on a diet