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Worst excuse ever for being late
16.05.07 by Buffalo Bill

From one of the Creative riders this morning:

‘I got up too early.’

Word beginning in ‘m’ ending in ‘t’, six letters.

  1. MUPPET!!?? What do I win?

    blz    16 May 2007, 12:21    #
  2. how the hell does waking up EARLY make you late?!?!?!?

    thats worse than my worst excuse, the one where i dreamt that i was already at work, so i didnt feel the need to get up

    mod    16 May 2007, 13:08    #
  3. What about ‘I haven’t got the right tyres on to work in the rain, I ain’t coming in’.

    Surely that is right up there with the best.

    — Caspar    16 May 2007, 13:53    #
  4. Greg Tipper?

    — Bill    16 May 2007, 14:06    #
  5. Smiggy

    — Caspar    16 May 2007, 14:32    #
  6. The same rider just suggested ‘mascot’ as a solution. Definitely one of London’s finest.

    — Bill    17 May 2007, 12:34    #
  7. you need an excuse to be late?

    — footlong    18 May 2007, 16:03    #
  8. I do it all the time. Wake up early, think you have loads of time to spare, have another shag (not watching the clock here, are we fellas?), go downstairs have that big breakfast and coffee watch a bit of telly, next thing you know you have 5 minutes to get from Hackney to Soho! “Shit! Where’d all my extra time go?!?!” Should’ve just slept in, at least it’s a believeable excuse…

    — fuzzynut    19 May 2007, 01:02    #
  9. how about ‘wont be in today cos I have a perforated ear drum due to being kicked in the head by a nazi last night’?

    — ish    19 May 2007, 15:12    #
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