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Twenty-odd Questions - Seamouse
15.02.11 by Dazzler

How old are you? 34 and a half

Where were you born? London

How long have you been a courier? Nearly 12 years.

Hang Name? Thrasher

Who do you ride for? city sprint

What was your first bike? It was a little piece of shite that me friend O’ Sheen gave me when i was 4. first courier bike was a bigger piece of shite that O’Sheen didnt give me.

What do you ride now? An old dutch track bike covered in shit puke and Emile’s piss.

What’s the best docket you’ve ever been given? 67 west ones on a multi that paid 2 squids each.

What’s the worst thing about being a courier? Crashing

What’s the best thing about being a courier? Drinking heavily

Describe your childhood in 3 words. Mad, bad & pissed

Who are your heroes? Pikey Wayne and a whole bunch of other drunk idiots

What’s on your music player? Driller Killer

What’s the best piece of clothing/equipment you carry? Me crotchless cycle shorts

What advice would you give to any wannabe couriers? It can’t rain forever, so stop fucking whinging

What’s the best lunch deal in town? BLUE POSTS

What’s the best chat-up line you’ve ever given to/received by a receptionist? What the fuck do you call THAT? (both ways)

Favourite place to stand by? I hate standing by… if i wanted to do that I’d work for Creative

What made you become a courier? I’d just hit me foreman with a shovel so i needed a job

It’s the dream dinner party – what 5 people are there? Shane Macgowan, Cactus Jack, Trigger from only fools and horses, Georgie Best and that chick from Total Recall, the one with the 3 knockers

In a parallel universe you would be… Dazzler

What one thing would improve the quality of your life? Cheap booze

Who’d play you in the film of your life? Goldie Hawn

What would be your catchphrase? I’m gonna take this radio and jam it up yer ##^%&^$&%^&_ rse

Freedom is… not being locked up

What is your greatest fear? The global threat of low alcohol lager

Tell us something about yourself we would never guess. I used to teach kids trampolining

You’ve got one youtube link – what is it? This.

Tell us a joke. What’s white sits at the end of yer bed and takes the piss outa you… a kidney dialysis machine

  1. sharly shamless must have more than one?

    — curly    15 February 2011, 22:59    #
  2. MOTREHEAD is comin 2 a land down under bring out the body bags ACDC can suck my DOOM

    — curly    15 February 2011, 23:16    #
  3. “67 west ones on a multi that paid 2 squids each.” Before the patten days I guess. It would have been more like a full docket and 30p for every drop under his “rider friendly” directive.

    — michael toivonen    18 February 2011, 23:55    #
  4. o no CB not back

    — curly    19 February 2011, 23:34    #
  5. Came on this site as an old courier after hearing the sad news about Ray Eden. :-(

    However, good to see that Homer, Thrasher, Von & Gertie are still turning the pedals on the streets of the capital. Hello again Guys ;-) (rika-ka, formerly of SD and joint organiser of The Rushin’ Roulette Alleycat)

    slugwash    25 March 2011, 19:11    #
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