Twenty-odd Questions - Seamouse
15.02.11 by Dazzler
How old are you? 34 and a half
Where were you born? London
How long have you been a courier? Nearly 12 years.
Hang Name? Thrasher
Who do you ride for? city sprint
What was your first bike? It was a little piece of shite that me friend O’ Sheen gave me when i was 4. first courier bike was a bigger piece of shite that O’Sheen didnt give me.
What do you ride now? An old dutch track bike covered in shit puke and Emile’s piss.
What’s the best docket you’ve ever been given? 67 west ones on a multi that paid 2 squids each.
What’s the worst thing about being a courier? Crashing
What’s the best thing about being a courier? Drinking heavily
Describe your childhood in 3 words. Mad, bad & pissed
Who are your heroes? Pikey Wayne and a whole bunch of other drunk idiots
What’s on your music player? Driller Killer
What’s the best piece of clothing/equipment you carry? Me crotchless cycle shorts
What advice would you give to any wannabe couriers? It can’t rain forever, so stop fucking whinging
What’s the best lunch deal in town? BLUE POSTS
What’s the best chat-up line you’ve ever given to/received by a receptionist? What the fuck do you call THAT? (both ways)
Favourite place to stand by? I hate standing by… if i wanted to do that I’d work for Creative
What made you become a courier? I’d just hit me foreman with a shovel so i needed a job
It’s the dream dinner party – what 5 people are there? Shane Macgowan, Cactus Jack, Trigger from only fools and horses, Georgie Best and that chick from Total Recall, the one with the 3 knockers
In a parallel universe you would be… Dazzler
What one thing would improve the quality of your life? Cheap booze
Who’d play you in the film of your life? Goldie Hawn
What would be your catchphrase? I’m gonna take this radio and jam it up yer ##^%&^$&%^&_ rse
Freedom is… not being locked up
What is your greatest fear? The global threat of low alcohol lager
Tell us something about yourself we would never guess. I used to teach kids trampolining
You’ve got one youtube link – what is it? This.Tell us a joke. What’s white sits at the end of yer bed and takes the piss outa you… a kidney dialysis machine