Twenty-odd Questions - Apryl
17.03.11 by Dazzler
How old are you? 31
Where were you born? The good ole U S of A.
How long have you been a courier? 3 years.
Hang Name? Um I’ve been called many things, Baby, Gorgeous, Love but I prefer Biatch.
Who do you ride for? Hobs Reprographics.
What was your first bike? I remember riding one of those big wheels around like in The Shining.
What do you ride now? A black track bike.
What’s the worst thing about being a courier? Trying to figure out what other job I would want to do besides being a courier.
What’s the best thing about being a courier? All the friends you make and the confidence the job gives you.
Describe your childhood in 3 words. Diverse Bright Imaginative.
what is your earliest memory? Making mud soup out in the garden with some neighborhood kids when I was around 4.
Who are your heroes? Grace Jones, Pam Grier and Lieutenant Ripley.
What’s on your music player? Lots of D n’ B and Electro and Hip Hop.
What’s the best piece of clothing/equipment you carry? My waterproof skirt.
What advice would you give to any wannabe couriers? Prepare to fall in love.
What’s the best lunch deal in town? Hanover Sq cabby stand. U can fill up for less than £2.
Whats’ your favourite place to stand by? If it’s raining the Marylebone Library, if its sunny Cavendish Square.
What made you become a courier? Needed some quick cash.
In a parallel universe you would be… A Space Warrior or a Secret Agent.
What one thing would improve the quality of your life? Immortality.Who’d play you in the film of your life? Ooooooh that’s easy, Pam Grier back in the day.
What would be your catchphrase? Out the way boys let a real woman thru!!
What has been your proudest moment/greatest achievement? Realizing I create my own reality.
If you could go back and edit the past is there anything you would change? Not a damn thing.
What’s the worst job you’ve ever done? I worked the Cloakroom of this night-club in France I started at 9pm spent the whole nite in this little room. The club closed at like 2 am and then we’d spend 3 hrs cleaning up and I had the clean the most disgusting toilets ever. I hated that job.
What is the most important lesson life has taught you? The law of Attraction. What ever you think you get.
When were you happiest? I’m happiest right now.
What would your superpower be? My superpower would be to wave my hands around and everyone in my vicinity would start dancing and partying uncontrollably.
Freedom is… …in your head.
You are allowed to pass one new law – what is it? 4 day work weeks.
How do you relax? A li’l bit of this and that, a glass of wine with someone fine.
How would you like to be remembered? I would like to be remembered as a Hardcore Courier Bitch who is full of love and sunshine and just adores puppies.
You’ve got one youtube link – what is it? ThisTell us a joke. You want a joke look in the mirror.
pic – Iorgis Matyassy – check out his courier series here.