The world's most useless messenger t-shirts now available!
31.07.07 by Buffalo Bill
Yes, it’s true! From the House of Pistard ™ comes the official Moving T-shirts. Available in any colour (as long as it is navy blue), the price is £10.
Support your local messenger web-zine!
Contact me by email or text 07896 421 556 for more details.
what, no picture?
— messenja of Jul 31, 08:40 AM #
Picture later.
— Bill Jul 31, 08:42 AM #
What sizes are there? Do you have “Massive chest, piss all waist”?
— Ronnie Darko Jul 31, 10:27 AM #
I have my size (ageing controller) and Seamus size.
— Bill Jul 31, 10:33 AM #
does it say ‘fuck the police’ on the back and do you have them in lime??
— concerned viewer Jul 31, 02:13 PM #
No, it f***ing doesn’t and no, f***ing don’t. Who the f*** do you think I am? Philip f***ing Green?
— Bill Jul 31, 02:32 PM #
great that’s a relief put me down for 10 for 50 pounds thanks
— concerned viewer Jul 31, 05:17 PM #
It’s just as well you’re not doing MT undergarments, Bill..
There’s not enough organic cotton in this world to support Swiss Tony’s todger!
— Swiss Tony Jul 31, 08:01 PM #
Great design there Bill!
www.flickr.com/photo…
— _targetbot Jul 31, 10:03 PM #
^ easily the best photo i have ever seen on flickr. genius.
— flappy feet Jul 31, 11:43 PM #
10 at 50? more like 4.
— Bill Aug 1, 09:04 AM #
lucky the target wasn’t moving, ey bill
— haute courier Aug 1, 09:06 AM #
i’ll ave one
— messenja of Aug 1, 09:08 AM #
i’d like one but i’d hate myself for wearing it. is it a fakenger step to far?
— footlong Aug 1, 10:01 AM #
any chance of fat bastard size, 2 of, sent to australia?
let me know total cost and work out paypal maybe?
ta.
— Lupine Aug 1, 10:57 AM #
You’d hate yourself for wearing it?
OK.
Lupine, ok, i’ll let you know the price for p & p to the colonies.
Messenja, what size?
— Bill Aug 1, 12:27 PM #
Lupine is one of those fat bastard shirts for Donny and one for Andy White??
— concerned viewer Aug 1, 03:12 PM #
Andy White? I’ll have to sort that c*** out.
— Bill Aug 1, 03:21 PM #
Any Muppet league shirts?Targetbot?
— overbearing Aug 1, 03:24 PM #
No, but I have an idea for a smoking jacket and pipe.
— _targetbot Aug 1, 03:52 PM #
fuck andy, that skinny c**t can buy his own…
nah, both for me.
behold that i am a fat bastard, heaviest of all messengers!
— Lupine Aug 2, 01:17 PM #
You have become Obeseo, Destroyer of Pizzas?
— Bill Aug 2, 01:27 PM #
i want one! got any to fit someone 6ft 3”?
— Nik Aug 3, 01:53 PM #
Yeah, large.
— Bill Aug 3, 02:07 PM #
can you do a 36-26-32 ?
— tranny stan Aug 3, 03:19 PM #
thanx for giving me that special dutch discount, bill.
charging me €15, paying you €20 and not getting any change was a bargain.
everybody should get some of those tee’s too.
oh wait, was the original price only €10
— haute courier Aug 8, 11:47 AM #
You forgot the pint of Guinness! Did I cheat a dutchman? Weeee!
— Bill Aug 8, 12:09 PM #
Here i find some T-shirts
where we can customize our favorite logo or message on it.
— Naddy Aug 20, 12:38 PM #