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Muppet of the Month - November 2007
21.11.07 by Buffalo Bill

Absolutely no doubt about this one. Yes, whoever it was at TNT that lost the two discs containing all the details, including, in some cases, bank account details, of the recipients of child support benefit. You munter. Perhaps we can also have a good laugh at whichever idiot decided it was a good idea to consign such important data to ordinary consolidated delivery. Or even the moron that thought it would be a good idea to privatise government postal deliveries in the first place.

TNT, we love you. MT readers with incredibly long memories will recall that it was a TNT owned lorry that killed London bicycle messenger Edward Newstead. Those with even longer memories will recall that TNT were Rupert Murdoch’s carrier of choice when he needed someone to break the print union picket lines in the early 80s.

TNT says it has no idea whether it really did have, and has in fact lost, the parcel. Well, yeah, that’s why it’s called unregistered mail. As a statement of the bleeding obvious, this is up there with ‘oi mate, your back wheel’s going round’.

Of course we know that even ‘track and trace’ parcels get lost all the time. I recalled Security Despatch’s experience of losing a very important parcel in an earlier post. So I suppose we ought not to enjoy ourselves too much at someone’s expense and misfortune.

Hahahahaha!

For a Moving Target t-shirt, please tell us what TNT stands for.

Totally Not Transhipped?

  1. Thomas Nationwide Transport!


    — max    21 November 2007, 20:24    #
  2. Tea, Nap, Tip – drivers day


    — sweaty    21 November 2007, 20:47    #
  3. Try ‘n’ Think


    — caspar    21 November 2007, 21:04    #
  4. throw’n‘trash


    — the real slim shakey    21 November 2007, 21:13    #
  5. Today’s Needs Tomorrow


    hippy    21 November 2007, 21:37    #
  6. Totally Not Transferred


    David    21 November 2007, 22:05    #
  7. Twats Need Training


    hippy    21 November 2007, 22:44    #
  8. i love candlestick


    — safa brian    22 November 2007, 07:28    #
  9. try necrophia tonight


    — buffalo botherer    22 November 2007, 11:08    #
  10. try necrophilia tonight

    fcuk it Ima cnut


    — buffalo botherer    22 November 2007, 11:10    #
  11. The New Taliban


    — ifbm    22 November 2007, 11:31    #
  12. Tainted Numerical Template


    — overdrive    22 November 2007, 17:37    #
  13. The Napalm Troglodyte


    — the real slim shakey    22 November 2007, 21:23    #
  14. Tut. Negligent Twits.


    — Dazzling    22 November 2007, 22:29    #
  15. Typical Netherland Transit.

    Sorry Joss.


    — Walshy    23 November 2007, 12:30    #
  16. do i win a tshirt or what? that was a lot of hard work finding out the real name!


    — max    24 November 2007, 11:18    #
  17. Track ‘N’ Trash


    — Bill    24 November 2007, 11:48    #
  18. news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/…


    — the real slim shakey    24 November 2007, 12:47    #
  19. 2,4,6 Trinitrotoluene


    westcoastmess    24 November 2007, 12:52    #
  20. Totally Neanderthal Transport


    — ifbm    24 November 2007, 22:41    #
  21. Tits n Twats


    — steve doig    28 November 2007, 20:15    #
  22. Who won Bill?


    hippy    3 December 2007, 21:57    #
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