Millportpoloco - is it a 'proper' messenger event?
11.09.07 by Buffalo Bill
What kind of messenger event is it that can be won by a pissed-up, raggedy-arsed, colonial donkey?
Millportpoloco, apparently. Lane carries all before him.
Xander has a brief report here. It’s worth a read, not least for yet another Millport messenger first: Skidtles. Is that how you spell it? Answers on a postcard to Xander.
Looks like a bunch of drunk messengers inadvertently spilling beer to me.
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nuts
— messyangel Sep 11, 10:48 PM #
That puddle is a mixture of Irn-Bru, sea water, blood and sweat…you don’t seriously think any beer would get wasted at Millportpoloco.
— westcoastmess Sep 12, 10:50 AM #
Millport is THE messenger event, if you cant dig it eat a bowl of dick.
— safa brian Sep 12, 07:48 PM #
What’s that Brian? You want someone to eat your d*ck in a bowl?
— Bill Sep 12, 10:25 PM #
Are you asking me out on a date Bill?
— safa brian Sep 13, 09:38 PM #
I was out last Friday and I found this label beside the pavement. It said ‘Please look after this Brian’.
— Dazzler Sep 13, 09:51 PM #