I have been ignoring this story...
1.11.07 by Buffalo Bill
…even though a few of you have sent me links to it.
I just want to make one thing clear: I have never had sex with a bicycle. Neither have I ever simulated sex with a bicycle. I have also not only never had sex on a bicycle, I have never contemplated having sex on a bicycle. Just not my thing.
I do love riding my bike, but what I love is the simplicity of the form, and the efficiency of the function. I am thrilled sometimes by the experience of the road passing under my wheels, and occasionally left breathless and stunned by encounters with my environment that I have had whilst riding.
But a bicycle is made of steel, aluminium and other hard, unyielding materials. The only part of a bicycle that is not hard and unyielding is the saddle. I do like my saddles, but I don’t find them erotic. My ideal sexual partner is soft, tender and responsive, not cold and inanimate. So I don’t understand the motivation of the guy who was caught doing it with his bicycle. But it does seem a little harsh that he has been placed on the sex offenders list.
However, there is something tremendously erotic and sexual about riding a bike alongside a beautiful woman. Perhaps it’s the expectation that upon arrival at the destination you will put the bicycles down and tear each other’s sweat-drenched clothes off and then…
Why did I finally succumb and blog this story?
Roxy sent me a link to a Torygraph article and at the bottom was these ‘related’ links:
26 October 2007: Paris mayor moves to stop public urinating
25 October 2007: Doctors battle to save ‘human pin-cushion’
3 October 2007: Firemen reprimanded for disturbing gay sex act
4 May 2007: Goat survived by kid and human husband