Finally - Moving Target t-shirts available again!
15.11.07 by Buffalo Bill
Great news from the basement of the House of Pistard – cut-price, high-quality, multi-use (you can use them to clean your bike, as well as impressing gullible members of the opposite sex) Moving Target t-shirts will be available from tomorrow!
You can contact the MT personal shopping assistant on Friday night at the Jon Snow, or at Raphapaluza on Saturday. Callers will be able to buy the shirts for the price of £10.
As soon as I have worked out how to automate it, you will also be able to buy the shirts online – a small additional fee will be incurred.
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What about peeps in the US? Will you ship across the pond?
— David Nov 15, 03:20 PM #
I have got the personal shopping assistant working on it right now!
— Bill Nov 15, 04:08 PM #
I’ll take 100 cash up front. I plan to dress my spies in them and infiltrate the secret world of cutting edge zine.
— Zack Speedfast Nov 15, 06:31 PM #
I almost decided to buy one but then I thought: what if, while out on my bike, a motorist takes the words on the t-shirt literally and takes it as a green light to run me over?
you could be opening yourself up to many, many lawsuits with this shirt
— messenger of doom Nov 15, 07:52 PM #
stuff the pond, will you ship them round the world.
i’ll take a few, probably 4, if you are.
— lupine128 Nov 16, 07:38 AM #
what happened to the ‘Bill is a Wanker’ edition?
— safa brian Nov 16, 07:41 AM #
OK, hopefully the postage will charge automatically on single orders. Contact me direct by email (bill at movingtargetzine.com) for orders over 1. I will ship anywhere – real postage rates only!
— Bill Nov 16, 07:41 AM #
Update on the ‘BIAW’ shirts – there was a terrible accident at the House of Pistard, involving a squee-gee, a small child and large tin of turps. Unfortunately ALL the ‘BIAW’ shirts went up in flames.
— Bill Nov 16, 08:09 AM #
>snip<
— sweths Dec 5, 09:31 AM #
naff off.
— Bill Dec 5, 07:17 PM #